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Lady GaGa has a penis

Posted by hopeku - June 5th, 2010


Look what I found when working on a premix for my "pop DJ job"

It is at the end of Lady Gaga's song "Alejandro"

Lady GaGa has a penis


Comments

LOL

so true xD

Well that's undeniable proof right there!

who is lady gaga

who?

HAHAHAHA

LADY GAGA SUCKS !!
HER MUSIC SHITS BRIX !!

That's.... Hilarious.

muhahahaha that's fantastic!XD

did you just figure thout captin ovbious? everyone knows that he's a hermaphrodite.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'm a captin.

Stop being so ovbious, captin.

lol

her penis lives in my butt :)

She doesn't have a very big dick. It looks like an arrow.

XD i laugh, imma show my freinds ^.^

It sure is shaped like one isn't it , well...either that or an arrow

If you look closely to the stick part it is clairly bigger on the right side so it couldn't be an arrow because an arrow stick is always straight :)

I just found out that's just an urban legend

It was a dark and slutty night, I guess. Josh, Steven, Eugene, and Dack, four friends who all attended Acorn Middle School were huddled up together under a thin sheet at Steven's house, shivering due to the intense cold. Josh was the jock of the bunch, and he had powerful muscles because he played on the sports team at school. He was the self-appointed leader amongst his friends. Steven was the nerd; he solved math equations in his spare time. He was also a little chubby, leading to much teasing from the bully Chad. Eugene was somewhat of a loose wire (whatever the fuck that means) and didn't come to school much. He was the dropout of the bunch. And Dack? Dack was just an idiot. He also had an erection at that moment.
"Dack!" exclaimed Josh, noticing the lump bulging from his friend's pants. "Did you get a big wart on your peepee?"
"No," said Dack. "Dack no get wart."
"It looks like someone forgot to put their pencil back in their cubby," said Steven, adjusting his round-rimmed glasses as he noticed Dack's erection.
"No," repeated Dack. "No pencil in pants."
"Then what is it, dude?" asked Eugene, his voice brimming with curiosity.
Dack smiled a broken-toothed grin. "Peepee get big," he said.
"Wow!" gasped Dack's three friends simultaneously.
They quickly gathered around Dack, starting to prod and probe the lump in his pants.
"Your peepee is so stiff and hard, Dack," said Josh. "Can you show us what it looks like?"
Dack unzipped his fly, his erect, uncircumcised peepee flopping out.
"Woah!" said Eugene, "Your peepee grew way bigger since when I saw it in the school bathroom last month!"
Eugene pet the tip of Dack's peepee, causing him to let out a short moan.
"Guys," said Josh, "My peepee is starting to grow too!"
"Mine isn't," said Steven, "That's weird."
"Holy moley!" said Eugene a little too enthusiastically. "Mine is getting bigger too!"
Josh stood up and took off his pants and tighty-whities. His peepee stood a few good inches higher than Dack's, although Dack's was wider.
"Guys," said Eugene with a worried look on his face. "This reminds me of my Uncle Dave. He used to make me put my peepee in his mouth."
"Should we try that?" asked Josh.
"That sounds kinda gross, dude," said Steven.
"It couldn't hurt," reasoned Josh.
Eugene shrugged and got to his knees. He crawled up to Josh and put his mouth around Josh's peepee.
"Stop! That tickles!" said Josh with a giggle.
Eugene watched in slight discomfort as Eugene sucked off Josh. Then, his peepee began to grow as well.
"Woah..." said Eugene. "This feels weird."
"It feels really g-g-goooood..." said Josh as he ejaculated into Eugene's mouth.
"What the heck!?" said Eugene as he spit out the sticky pale white substance. "You peepee'd stale milk!"

wow did you write that just for me? :D

LolZ

Nice one

LOLOLOL

such win!

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